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Saturday, April 1, 2017

Leprechauns are real as Ireland government to issue free gold to its citizens and foreigners of Irish descent in wake of Brexit

It appears that on April 1 two 'myths' are quickly being proved out as a new program being forged by the Irish government will see the distribution of at least one ounce of gold to every Irish citizen, and foreigners of Irish descent in the wake of Brexit.

The two myths we speak about of course are that gold is truly money and a store of wealth, and that the spirit of the Leprechaun is alive in well on the Emerald Isle.

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In an unprecedented move the Irish government is issuing and dispatching a free gold coin to all Irish citizens and foreign persons of Irish heritage. 
In a controversial move, the Ministry of Finance plans for Irish people to own at least 1 ounce of gold bullion. The Irish Finance Minister said the “little people” were exposed due to the many risks that Brexit poses to Irish companies and the Irish economy and indeed the risks posed to the EU and the euro itself. 
Irish politicians on the left have criticised the move as being “too generous.” They said that wealthy Irish Americans should not benefit from the move given that there is a homeless crisis in Ireland and given that the state was still close to bankruptcy. 
Speaking on condition of anonymity the Irish Finance Minster Mr D. O’Gill stated in his Constituency office of Donaghue’s Bar on Baggot Street:
“Sure if the Brits leave us alone to fight the mad Germans and French Looney’ in Europe, sure we will be awful trouble and it won’t belong before the whole Euro project goes up in flames, a bit of gold in the hand will do wonders to calm nerves and keep the party going”
All Irish people and those who claim Irish descent should register at the local Irish consulate. The Irish Embassy in Washington is expecting significant interest and Irish Americans began queuing the Embassy last night. - Goldcore
Currently the population of Ireland is around 4.74 million, with of course tens of millions (80 million as of the turn of the 21st century) of individuals of Irish descent living around the world, and in particular in the United States.  This means that at the current price of €1,162.14 per ounce of gold, the total cost to the Irish Treasury to facilitate this program would come out to around €92.6 billion.

Oh and by the way... April Fools!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Ireland's Paul Moran tries to make gold from his own sorcerer's stone

Alchemy has a long tradition of chemists, scientists, and even amateur hacks trying to change base metals into gold or other valuable elements.  But one man in Ireland took this to the extreme when he tried to use his own feces as a 'Harry Potter' type sorcerer's stone and turn it into gold.

Unfortunately, he failed to recognize that waste products naturally turn into fuel, not metal, and his actions helped create a fire that threatened his neighborhood.

A man from Northern Ireland has been jailed after an experiment in which he attempted to turn his own faeces into gold went wrong and started a fire in a block of flats.
Paul Moran will now serve three months in jail and a further 12 months on license after the failed experiment caused a fire at his Housing Executive home in Derrin Park, Enniskillen.
Moran admitted arson and endangering the lives of others in the fire, which reportedly caused over £3,000 worth of damage. - Yahoo News
We at the Daily Economist do not advocate people to aspire to such desperate measures in these difficult economic times, but perhaps the poor guy mistook a lavoratory for a laboratory.