Where is Edward Snowden? The media doesn't know, as seen by the dozens of reporters who dropped everything to fly to Cuba, only to find he wasn't on board. Putin may know, but like his taking of Robert Kraft's superbowl ring, the Russian leader will keep everyone wondering what really is happening inside the confines of his borders.
But to really find out the scoop on the search for Edward Snowden, the best place one might go is a new website called Wheressnowden.com. There, you can quickly catch up on all the truth, rumors, conspiracy, and political commentary by outraged Congressmen trying to save themselves in the eyes of the electors they bamboozled.
BREAKING NEWS: SNOWDEN WILL BE TAKING HIS TALENTS TO ECUADOR
NEW REPORT: BABY KIMYE SAID TO BE A COVER FOR SNOWDEN
SNOWDEN SPOTTING: WITH PUTIN WEARING ROBERT KRAFT'S SUPERBOWL RING!
And don't forget to follow up to the minute breaking news on their twitter account: @SnowdenSandiego