Ahh yes... Student Loans. That one place that President Obama places as the 'new' job paradigm. Dont have a job? Go back to school! We have free (well, sort of free) money and COOKIES!
Didnt work so well however for an aspiring lawyer out of work, inundated by student loans 10 years after graduation, and now relegated to making coin by one of the oldest professions on earth.
No, not that one... but instead, TOPLESS DANCING!
Hope you get lots of dollars there for providing a better service to mankind than the rest of your primary vocation (lawyer). Dont forget about President Obama each time you mail in 40 hours worth of student loan payments at the cost of your self-esteem.